“Jurassic Park IT Support”
“THE FENCES ARE DOWN! THE FENCES ARE DOWN!”
“Which fences?”
“ALL THE FENCES!”
“Could you read the fence designation number? It’s at the base.”
“THE RAPTORS ARE OUT! OH MY GOD!”
“I’ll open a ticket for you once you give me the base number”
“AAARGH!”
[Line Goes Dead]
“I guess they don’t need a ticket after all.”
GayDeceiver
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2025-08-27 02:16:41 UTC
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2025-08-27 02:16:41 UTCEvent JSON
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