Can't make this stuff up 😂
J Clarkson: Officer! Sheep have been stolen from my field!
J Clarkson: Officer! I think some have gone from my other fields too!!
3 weeks pass.
J Clarkson: Miscounted my sheep...
...tosser.
#celebrity #tossers #presenters
Nigel 🌍
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