😭 i am a fool 😭 i truly thought, “wow i haven’t had to throw away an empty toilet roll tube in AGES! my husband must finally have learned to throw them away! it’s only taken him 12 years! it’s a miracle!”
reader no
today i discovered the place where my daughter has been hoarding them. 19 empty toilet rolls. all tucked away in a rarely-used cupboard upstairs. of course.
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