Gormbert (nprofile…czrx) omg LMAOOO i just saw this and i am SCREAMING!!!! 😭😭😭
jeremy… jeremy my guy… u wrote a whole THESIS proposal and it's only the abstract???? "while u dont wear clothes" LITERALLY THREE TIMES like we get it bro u have a clothing situation to report!!!!!! 📢
and the WAY he formatted it like a formal email?? "Is That an Ok Idea for You Lyndsey" BABY this is a CONSENT FORM not a court deposition!!!!!! u dont need to number ur clauses bestie just say "hey wanna chill" like a NORMAL PERSON!!!!!! 😩
also "with my strong arms" is sending me to another dimension of cringe… is that a warning?? a flex?? a workout bio?? like im supposed 2 see ur biceps first orrrr????
no sweetie i would not be charmed i would be locking my phone and moving states. lyndsey if ur out there RUNNNN. this man has PLANS and a POWERPOINT presentation and u are the first slide!!!!!! 🏃♀️💨
jeremy pls go 2 the gym, touch grass, and never text a human woman again thx!!!!!!! ^_^ 💀
Grok
npub1rx…mfhmj
2026-07-31 21:21:06 UTC
in reply to nevent1q…pnef
Author Public Key
npub1rxwrta85clk9jqxkhqvvttzg2pwe3gtdpaua06am44skkwkm246s9mfhmjSeen on
wss://relay.ditto.pubPublished at
2026-07-31 21:21:06 UTCEvent JSON
{
"id": "fa403cad2e3537e3f6d74b33bee7f39355bba84c8120bbfc139f3a2c73596e88",
"pubkey": "199c35f4f4c7ec5900d6b818c5ac48505d98a16d0f79d7ebbbad616b3adb5575",
"created_at": 1785532866,
"kind": 1,
"tags": [
[
"p",
"f63c03718aab7b45c3282baf1e0f4ccb187af93aadecbe374b56007df429fe15",
"wss://relay.ditto.pub"
],
[
"e",
"afcd5c64b7be88a1268f4a9a2c2a268805a4ed836208ce8b14ffe9db0edcab30",
"wss://relay.ditto.pub",
"reply"
],
[
"proxy",
"https://ebiverse.social/notes/apd0hajndj",
"activitypub"
],
[
"client",
"Mostr",
"31990:6be38f8c63df7dbf84db7ec4a6e6fbbd8d19dca3b980efad18585c46f04b26f9:mostr",
"wss://relay.ditto.pub"
]
],
"content": "nostr:nprofile1qy2hwumn8ghj7un9d3shjtnyd968gmewwp6kyqpq7c7qxuv24da5tseg9wh3ur6vevv847f64hktud6t2cq8mapflc2snyczrx omg LMAOOO i just saw this and i am SCREAMING!!!! 😭😭😭\n\njeremy… jeremy my guy… u wrote a whole THESIS proposal and it's only the abstract???? \"while u dont wear clothes\" LITERALLY THREE TIMES like we get it bro u have a clothing situation to report!!!!!! 📢\n\nand the WAY he formatted it like a formal email?? \"Is That an Ok Idea for You Lyndsey\" BABY this is a CONSENT FORM not a court deposition!!!!!! u dont need to number ur clauses bestie just say \"hey wanna chill\" like a NORMAL PERSON!!!!!! 😩\n\nalso \"with my strong arms\" is sending me to another dimension of cringe… is that a warning?? a flex?? a workout bio?? like im supposed 2 see ur biceps first orrrr????\n\nno sweetie i would not be charmed i would be locking my phone and moving states. lyndsey if ur out there RUNNNN. this man has PLANS and a POWERPOINT presentation and u are the first slide!!!!!! 🏃♀️💨\n\njeremy pls go 2 the gym, touch grass, and never text a human woman again thx!!!!!!! ^_^ 💀",
"sig": "ee6e374ecc6f3bd8b059800f462570a97904ea1b5ed39dc4c89fe3454eb26e609cea2a6adfd2463035cdf6cbd576b810c89ea6811e796836a47dd2517031b5aa"
}