バツ子（珈琲危険だわ on Nostr: far as i could tell, elder scrolls games are about pressing the jump button as many ...

far as i could tell, elder scrolls games are about pressing the jump button as many times as possible while sprinting around between little towns and stealing every interactable item on the map, stopping now and then to look at an npc who's melted into putty or whose head is rotating backwards into its torso and back up through its chest

wheras the writing was like "what if i tried to do some stereotype dnd world building but was on mushrooms half the time