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A woman goes to a therapist. “Doctor,” she weeps, “I suck at public speaking!”
“I’m a clinical social worker, not a doctor,” the therapist says. “And just go watch that footage of Katie Zacharia BOMBING—you’ll feel so much better about yourself haha.”
The woman burst into tears. “But Doctor…!”
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